When Coffee Just Isn't Enough

They were starting to remember me at a certain Sheetz because once a week, when I stopped there on my way from Charlottesville to Alexandria for an evening of kendo, I would buy five or more packs of Jolt gum. That's all in the past now, since it's cheaper to order it online, in bulk. These are the house packs. There are also the car packs, not to mention the ones in my messenger bag.